Characters

Dr. Dynamix is a scientist who has always struggled with social anxiety. In his attempts to invent a supplement to remove his anxiety, he accidentally created a chemical mixture that transformed him into a terrifying monster immediately upon ingestion. However, he retains his superior intelligence when his other side takes over, essentially making him Dr. Jekyll if he kept his PhD when transforming instead of being educationally diminished to Mr. Hyde.

Aptly deemed “the terror of the tides,” Captain Crooked is a ruthless pirate whose intense greed causes him to worship gold as idols. He can be identified by his warm-colored clothing, long white beard, eyepatch, pegleg, and prosthetic hook that he has in place of his left thumb.

Ojira Ohta is the Oyabun (the Japanese term for the absolute leader of a gang) of the fierce Yamaguchi Yakuza clan. His brutality has rightfully earned him the fear-striking reputation as the most influential crime boss in Japan. He's a collector of exotic whips and the finest dames

Maxwell Maverick is a multi-billionaire entrepreneur and A-list celebrity who is attempting to seize political power through expansive public campaigns and the most private of underhanded dealings. Due to his insatiable thirst for power, his grip on the world grows by the hour.

Diamond Desperado is the world’s first cybernetically enhanced cowboy. He  arrives fashionably late to the hotel. He has an astoundingly high bounty on his head, but he lives with no fear thanks to his enhanced reaction time, durability, and technologically advanced gear, including his trusty electronic steed, Spark. After meeting Eliza Electrica and falling for her wooing/electric manipulation, he rebels against the mysterious hotel staff.

A rising star in the criminal underworld, Eliza Electrica has used her superpower, controlling electricity, to become the most renowned jewel thief in the world. She takes a romantic interest in Diamond Desperado, and then uses her abilities to rewire the robotic outlaw for the purpose of exposing the great deception that surrounds the heathens.

Sometimes just referred to as M.A.N, Malvolio is the esteemed yet shady owner of the Hotel for Heathens. He calls the salesman to purchase the souls of the 8 heathens, binding them to the hotel’s guest list, which has an intangible power. He serves as a narrator for the album.

This plump culinary artist is responsible for preparing the meals for the honorary guests. He can be heard rushing to cook breakfast in track 3: “Louie’s Kitchen”